Why Retail Therapy Matters

When we die, our souls are not judged on their consumerist achievements, but our shopping carts are.

But seriously, retail therapy is more than just buying stuff. It's about buying time, happiness, and a good excuse to avoid our problems.

So, what happens when we die?

The Afterlife of Retail Therapy

According to ancient lore, the spirits of the deceased are sent to the Great Mall in the Sky, where they're forced to shop 'til they drop.

But don't worry, it's not all about the material goods. The Great Mall in the Sky offers a range of activities, including:

• Shopping therapy sessions with a licensed afterlife counselor
• Discounts on all purchases, because who needs money in the afterlife?
• A chance to relive the memories of their best shopping days

But wait, there's more!

Want to know more about the afterlife of retail therapy? Click on the link below to visit our subpage on What Happens in the Afterlife?

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, click on Best Shops in the Afterlife to see the top-rated retail destinations in the Great Mall in the Sky.