As you enter the Trunk of the Future Queen, be prepared for a whirlwind of technological advancements and bureaucratic red tape.
Our esteemed ruler, the Queen of the Future, has decreed that all subjects must navigate the Trunk's labyrinthine corridors to access the latest in intergalactic innovation.
But don't worry, we have the Quantum Levers to ease your transition into our futuristic society.
However, be warned: our Neural Net Implants are not for the faint of heart. Or brain.
We also offer Chrono-Displacement Syrup for those seeking to avoid the tedium of temporal existence.
But first, you must first sign the Temporal Pledge Form to acknowledge your surrender to the Future Queen's will.