Are you tired of Earth's mundane, cookie-cutter existence? Do you yearn for a life among the stars, where the skies are always bright and the bureaucracy is always Byzantine?
We're looking for the most paranoiac, yet charismatic, yet secretly sensitive aliens in the galaxy to join our union. If you're ready to trade in your Earthly cares for a life of intergalactic intrigue, click here to begin the application process.