Angry Neighbor
They're always mowing their lawn at the crack of noon, blasting their stereo at 3 AM, And never, ever, ever, ever... EVER! invite us over for a nice, cold beer!
But don't worry, we have a plan. Our team of expertly trained, highly skilled, and slightly-moderately-competent engineers will be installing the world's most powerful and efficient lawn-tron 3000.
Or, for a more... shall we say, 'diplomatic' approach, try: Our Mediation Center