It seems you've stumbled upon our Why Is Everyone Against Me page, but we're here to tell you it's probably just you.
However, for the sake of argument, let's assume it's everyone else. What Is Wrong With Them
But seriously, You Are Just Angry
Or maybe it's just the IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY
Well, it seems they're just as They Just Can't Stand You
Or maybe they're secretly a Super Villain
But let's be real, It Is Just a Phase
It's okay, we get it. Life's tough. It's Just a Long Week
But seriously, Try Calm Down
We know, we know. The government is behind it all. They Are Reading Your Thoughts
But honestly, It's Just a Bad Cold Symptom
We're sorry, buddy. It seems they just can't get enough of your incessant whispering
Or maybe it's your Incredible Smelling
Well, you're doing something right! You Are the Real Hero
Just don't let it go to your Evil