Rip Off Ride: The Unofficial, Unlicensed, and Totally Uncool Water Park

Located in the heart of Rip Off Beach, this water park is a rip off of every other water park you've ever been to.

Features include:

• A wave pool that's only 2 inches deep
• A "lazy river" that's actually just a really slow-moving escalator
• A "water slide" that's just a really steep staircase

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