Welcome to Ripoff Prophets: The Art of Scammers and Cheaters

We're not saying you should be a scammer or cheater, but... actually, yes, that's exactly what we're saying.

Tip 1: Be the Best Dressed

Invest in a good suit, but make sure it's from a thrift store. The more tacky and outdated, the better.

• Tip 2: Fake it till you make it

Or, you know, just wear a fedora and call yourself a detective.

Tip 3: Find Your Niche

Don't be a jack-of-all-trades. Focus on a specific scam or con, like selling fake mustaches to middle-aged men or convincing people their cat's been kidnapped by aliens.

• Tip 4: Be prepared for the inevitable

After all, it's not like you'll get caught or anything... probably.

Disclaimer: We're just joking. Don't actually be a scammer or cheater. Or do. We're not here to judge.