The 5-Second Rule

Tips for the Utterly Inept

• When in doubt, wait 5 seconds.
• Assume everyone else is wrong, except when they're not.
• When faced with two options, choose option B
• Never trust a clock with a moving parts.
• When all else fails, call for help.

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