You're not just a risk manager, you're a detective of doom. A seeker of certainties. A master of the obvious. And sometimes, you know what? You're just plain wrong.
You see, the key to overthinking is not just about thinking, it's about thinking about thinking. And then thinking about thinking about thinking. And then... well, you get the idea.
You know what they say: "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush." But what they don't tell you is that sometimes that bird is just a seagull with a grudge.
Certainty is just a myth perpetuated by the ignorant. The truth is, we're all just winging it, and that's what makes life so darn exciting.
I've overthought the odds, and all I've got is a bunch of what-ifs and maybe-sos. But hey, at least I'm not alone in this existential quagmire.
It's a cruel joke, really. The more you try to perfect the art of overthinking, the more you realize that perfection is just a myth, and you're just a hamster on a wheel.
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