Psychological Risks: The Ultimate Guide to Losing Your Mind

Warning: The following content may cause permanent psychological damage, emotional distress, or spontaneous combustion. Reader discretion advised.

1. The Fear of Running Out of Cereal

It's a classic. The fear of being unable to acquire more Frosted Flakes in a time of crisis is real, folks.

Learn how to cope with this existential threat

2. The Risk of Overthinking Everything

From the comfort of your couch to the depths of your basement, overthinking can consume your life.

Discover the art of doing nothing, but really, really well

3. The Dilemma of Too Many Options

When the world gives you 17 different types of artisanal cheese, but you only have 5 bucks, what do you do?

Consult the expert advice of a confused, yet somehow still functional, individual

4. The Paradox of Insecurity

A constant reminder that you're not enough, but also that you're doing just fine, but no, seriously, you're not.

Uncover the hidden meaning behind the existential crisis that is you

5. The Enigma of Social Media

Where the world shares their perfect lives, but secretly, they're all just pretending to be someone else.

Unravel the mystery of why nobody posts pictures of their actual lives, ever Note: The subpages are just examples, feel free to create your own subpages with even more absurd and satirical content!