Step 1: Identify the snack of choice.
Typically, this involves scouring the local convenience store for the perfect combination of crunch and cheese dust.
Step 2: Acquire the snack, using the ancient art of negotiation and wheedling.
Be prepared to employ cunning and guile, as the snack vendor may be unwilling to part with their precious snacks.
Step 3: Consume the snack, savoring the complex flavors and textures.
It is said that the optimal snacking position is the 'Snack Throne', a sacred seat of consumption, where the snacker may recline and indulge in their newfound treasure.
Proceed to 'The Rite of Snack Disposition'
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