Snack Rituals 4: The Quest for the Golden Cheeto

In this, the fourth and final installment of our Snack Rituals series, we delve into the mystical realm of Cheetos. A crunchy, cheesy, utterly-addictive force to be reckoned with.

Ritual 4.1: The Cheeto Initiation

To begin, one must first acquire a Cheeto. Any Cheeto will do, but beware: the orange dust may stain your hands.

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Ritual 4.2: The Cheeto Consecration

Once acquired, one must consecrate the Cheeto to the Snack Gods. This involves a series of intricate steps, including but not limited to:

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Ritual 4.3: The Cheeto Consumption

Finally, one must consume the Cheeto. This is the most crucial step, as the Cheeto's potency is directly proportional to its crunchiness.

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Ritual 4.4: The Cheeto Offering

After consumption, one must make an offering to the Snack Gods. This involves carefully disposing of the Cheeto's packaging.

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