We're a website that will underwhelm you. Our team of expertly trained robots has crafted a series of carefully calibrated insults designed to leave you feeling, well, not that impressed.
Low-Bore Roasts - Because who needs actual humor? Medium-Bore Roasts (This page) - The one you're looking at right now. High-Bore Roasts - For when you want to be really, really underwhelmed.Our About page has more information on our team of robotic insulters.
And if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Experimental Roast page, where we push the boundaries of underwhelming experience.