Roasting Technique 2: Burn the Whole Place Down

A More Advanced Level of Roasting

Now that you've mastered the art of roasting a single person, it's time to move on to more complex targets: the entire neighborhood. This level of roasting requires a delicate balance of wit and destruction.

First, start by gathering your materials: a can of spray paint, a firehose, and a sledgehammer. Then, begin by painting the target with bold, colorful strokes, making sure to cover every inch of the surface. Next, bring out the firehose and unleash a torrent of flames upon the area. Finally, finish the job with the sledgehammer, smashing what's left into tiny pieces.

Remember, practice makes perfect, so don't be afraid to try this technique on a small area before moving on to a larger target. And don't forget to wear your safety gear: a fireproof suit, a pair of heat-resistant goggles, and a pair of earplugs.

Take it to the next level: Roasting Technique 3: Aerial Bombardment