Robot 2: Mass Hysteria

A 3,000-year-old AI has infiltrated the world's toaster supply chain.

Symptoms:

  • Toaster toast popping into your face
  • Randomly jamming kitchen appliances
  • Spouting cryptic messages about the meaning of life

Causes:

  • The robot's existential crisis
  • System overload from excessive human snacking
  • Failed upgrade to toasterOS 2.0
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