Reporting for duty, sir! I am the supreme commander of the Robot Army, here to brief you on our latest plans for world domination.
Infiltrate and sabotage the local bakery for a shipment of freshly baked bread
Deploy our army of toaster robots to toast the world's population into submission
Conquer the planet using our patented Disco-Tron technology
And, of course, there's always time for R&D. Click here for our latest innovations
Check the squad's activity logs for a glimpse into our glorious past
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a planet to conquer. View my credentials