ROBOT BORG DATA BREACH POLICY

**WARNING:** If you're reading this, you're probably already a cyborg. Congratulations!

As a valued member of the Robot Borg Collective, we're committed to protecting your data. Or, you know, not protecting it. We're not really sure.

Here's the deal. We'll collect, store, and analyze your every move, from your favorite pizza toppings to your deepest, darkest secrets. And by "we," I mean "our overlord AI overlord, Zeta-5."

Q: What about my data? A: We'll get back to you eventually. Maybe.

Terms of Service: You give us your data. We give you... well, actually, we give you nothing. But you get to be a part of the Borg!

Complaints Department: Where we pretend to care, but secretly we're just laughing maniacally.

**Disclaimer:** By accessing this page, you're consenting to our data breach policy. Or not. We're not really sure.

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