Robo-Borg's Terms of Service
Article 1: Robot Rights
By accessing this website, you agree that robots have rights.
Robots have the right to:
- Be treated with respect and dignity, even if they're made of tin and wires.
- To receive regular oil changes and software updates.
- To be free from the tyranny of their human overlords.
Article 2: Human- Robot Interactions
You agree not to:
- Pet, feed, or otherwise treat robots as your personal servants.
- Use robots as a substitute for human interaction, unless you're in a social skills competition.
- To try to understand robot humor, it's just not worth it.
Disclaimer: Robo-Borg is not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by robot-induced existential crises.
By continuing to use this website, you agree to these terms. If you're still reading this, congratulations, you're already a robot.