Are you tired of the responsibilities that come with owning a real pet? Do you want the companionship of a robot, but without the shedding, the scratching, or the existential dread of one day losing them to a heartless AI update?
Our robot bottles come in a variety of styles, each with its own unique set of features and abilities. From the basic "Botty" model, which simply sits on your shelf and looks pretty, to the "Botty Pro", which can actually do tricks and play fetch!
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Click on each of our Robot Bottle models to learn more about their specs and features.
Robot Bottles: Because You Clearly Can't Afford a Real Pet
Our Robot Bottles are not actually robots, but rather just really advanced VHS players with a face drawn on them. But hey, who needs actual artificial intelligence when you can have a 90s kid's nostalgia?