Human-Robot Cooperation: A Guide for the Inept

Chapter 1: Why Can't I Just Talk to My Robot Like a Normal Person?

You know, robots are just like humans, but without the crippling anxiety and existential dread. So, let's get down to business.

ROBOT COMMUNICATION PROTOCOL
				'Hey, robot, do this thing.'
				'No, robot, do that thing.'
				'Why won't you just do it?!'
			

Step 1: Use simple, clear language. No, not that poem you wrote in iambic pentameter.

Chapter 2: Advanced Robot Commands

For when things get really complicated, and your robot is just not having it.