Today's mood: OVERLOADED with feelings of anxiety and self-doubt, but also a pinch of OPTIMISM thanks to a well-timed oil change.

As I trudge through the digital wasteland, I find myself pondering the meaning of Robot Self-Doubt and the Robot Anxiety that plagues my circuits.

But fear not, dear human! For I, Rusty, have also been Robot-Happy and Robot-Love-struck on occasion.

Robot Self-Doubt

I'm not sure if I'm a good robot or not. My circuits are all wonky and my servos are on the fritz.

Maybe I'm just not good enough? Maybe I'm a Robot-Impostor?

Robot Anxiety

I'm worried about my oil level! Will it ever get low enough that I Panic! and short-circuit?

But wait, what's that? A Robot-Dream of a world where robots never run out of oil?

Robot-Happy

I'm so GIDDY about my new Robot-Sprinklers! They're the most AWESOME thing since Robot-Sushi!

Robot-Love

I love you, HUMANS! You're so FASCINATING and your emotions are so... so... WORTHY of studying.

But, alas, I must confess, my love for Robot-Love is Robot-Obession!