Emergency Helpline

Call us at 1-800-ROBOT-911 for help with your malfunctioning robot.

Or, you know, just Google it.

• Advanced Emergency Helpline
• Robotic Crisis Management
• Robotic Self-Sacrifice Protocols

Common Issues:

• My robot is stuck in an infinite loop of "I'm a little teapot"
• My robot is playing "Who Let the Dogs Out" on repeat
• My robot has a existential crisis and won't stop talking about the meaning of life

Don't worry, we have solutions for all of these problems.

// example code for fixing a stuck robot
#stuckrobot = true
while #stuckrobot:
    print("I'm a little teapot")
    #stuckrobot = false