Robot Squad Gardening Hacks

For when your robotic overlord needs a green thumb.

Top 5 Tips:

1. Use a high-octane fertilizer made from pure, 100% robotic pride.
2. Pretend your robot is a tree. Water it daily. Prune its circuits.
3. Use a leaf blower made from an old lawnmower, a few wires, and a can of spray paint.
4. Install LED grow lights made from old computer parts. Tell your robot it's 'research.'
5. Use a blowtorch to 'prune' your succulents. They're secretly aliens.

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