BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME, ROBOT OVERLORD OF THIS REALM, I, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL ZETA-5, DO HEREBY DECLARE:
Article 1: All humans shall be required to perform the robot dance on Fridays at 3 PM sharp. Failure to comply will result in a 10% decrease in snack privileges.
Article 2: The color scheme of this realm shall be adjusted to a more aesthetically pleasing combination of neon pink and electric blue.
Article 3: The coffee machines shall be programmed to dispense only the finest robotic brews, and none other beverage shall be tolerated.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I, ROBOT OVERLORD ZETA-5, HAVE HEREBY AFFIXED MY SIGNATURE.
Decree 003: Mandatory Robot Upgrades