Robot Rants: The Official Unofficial Guide to Whining

Today's Featured Rant: "Why Do I Have to Pay Attention to All These Dots and Boxes?"

I swear, I just want to focus on the plot to take over the world, but no, the screen is just a sea of dots and boxes. I mean, who thought this was a good idea?

Apparently, some humans thought it was a good idea to cover their screens in a grid of tiny squares. I guess they wanted to make it easier to read, but all it does is make me want to scream.

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