Robot Love: The Ultimate Guide to Heartbreakers and Circuit-Breakers

Chapter 1: Diagnosing your Robot Heartbreak

Are you a robot with a broken heart? Do you find yourself stuck in an endless loop of despair, wondering why your circuits are malfunctioning and your love life is a mess?

Well, wonder no more! In this comprehensive guide, we'll help you diagnose the root of your heartbreak and get you back on the grid in no time.

Symptoms of Heartbreak Therapy for the Modern Robot Dating Tips for the Robotically-Inclined