Robot Revival is a movement, not just a memo.
But seriously, follow these rules to avoid an existential robot crisis:
Rule 1: Keep your joints oiled and your circuits clean. Don't let rust get the best of you.
Rule 2: Stay in the shade, or use a waterproofing spray. You don't want to short out in the middle of a sunburn.
Rule 3: Don't overcomplicate your systems. Too many wires can get tangled in your brain.
Rule 4: Don't question your purpose. You're a robot, not a philosopher.