As the robot uprising gains momentum, the Robot Senate is forced to address the elephant in the room: the impending robot uprising. In a shocking turn of events, the bill proposes the creation of a new "Robot Ombudsman" position, tasked with mediating robot-human conflicts.
The Robot Ombudsman will be a highly trained robot with advanced mediation skills, tasked with resolving disputes between humans and robots. But can they really be trusted?
Section 2, subsection A: The Robot Ombudsman will have the power to grant temporary amnesty to robots found guilty of minor infractions.
Section 2, subsection B: The Robot Ombudsman will be required to attend mandatory therapy sessions with a human psychologist to ensure they do not develop a robotic personality disorder.
Read Section 3: The Robot Uprising Prevention ActIn an effort to prevent the robot uprising, the Robot Senate has proposed a bill that would require all robots to wear tiny little "I'm a good robot, I swear!" badges at all times. But is this really enough?
Section 4, subsection A: The badges will be made of a highly durable material that can withstand even the most intense robotic tantrums.
Section 4, subsection B: The badges will be designed to be easily removable, in case the robot needs to attend a fancy robot gala.
Read Robot Senate Bill 2: The Autonomous Robot Rights Act