Robo-Rules

Rule 1: No Caffeine Overload

Any robot attempting to consume over 300mg of caffeine per day will be immediately shut down for maintenance.

All robot engines must be serviced every 1000 hours, or face a severe reduction in efficiency.

Robots are not allowed to make eye-contact with humans while being sarcastic. Repeat offenders will be reprogrammed.

Any robot attempting to modify its own code without permission will be subject to an immediate system crash.