Robot Simulation FAQ

Q: Why do I need a robot simulation?

A: Because reality is just too boring!

Q: How do I control the robots in the simulation?

A: With an iron fist and an even ironier will!

Q: Can I customize my robots?

A: Yes, but only with our approved brand of robot-themed stickers!

Q: What kind of robots are available in the simulation?

A: Our most popular models include the "Borg", the "Cyberdyne", and the "Robotnik-9000"!Q: Are the robots intelligent?

A: Intelligent enough to make you wonder why you ever bothered.

Q: Can I use the simulation for nefarious purposes?

A: We're watching you, and also, yes, you can.

Q: Can I get a refund if I'm not satisfied?

A: No, but you can try to trade it in for a slightly less-satisfying simulation!

Subpages:

• Robots for Sale
• Robots for Rental
• Robot Support