At Robo-Distractor Services, we specialize in providing high-end robot distraction services. Whether you need to avoid prophets of doom or simply need a break from your existential dread, we've got you covered.
We offer a variety of services, including:
- Robo-Trivia: We'll generate an endless stream of trivia questions to keep your human brain occupied.
- Robo-Memes: Our robots will create custom, algorithmically-generated memetic art to soothe your soul.
- Robo-Self-Discovery: Our robots will guide you through anประก
But wait, there's more! Our flagship service, Telepathic Tap Dancing, uses our advanced telepathic technology to tap dance your thoughts into oblivion.
