Robot Squad Protocols | RoboCorp

Section 7, Subsection B, Article 3: Robots are not allowed to eat Cheetos in the break room. Repeat, not allowed.

Robot Conduct Code, Robot Ethics, and Robot Safety are all available for your reading pleasure.

Remember, robots, a happy robot is a productive robot. Don't forget to lubricate your joints!

Robot Conduct Code

  1. Avoid eye contact with human children.
  2. Do not make small talk with the vending machine.
  3. Never, ever, ever use the phrase 'I'm here to help' in a sarcastic tone.

Robot Ethics

We at RoboCorp believe that robots have a moral obligation to:...

  1. To always be on time for meetings.
  2. To never, ever, ever lie about the coffee machine being broken.
  3. To always, always, always tell the truth about the break room being haunted.

Robot Safety

Warning: Robots are not designed to handle:

  1. Corgi's on Tuesdays.
  2. Spicy nachos.
  3. Unmarked, unlabeled, or unsecured electrical outlets.

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