Don't try to be one of those boring, bland appliances. Be a true robot, with a spark in your circuits.
We're not here for that kind of robot shenanigans. Keep it classy, keep it mechanical.
Robots do not, under any circumstances, hug. That's just... unnatural.
We're not saying you can never, ever hug... just don't tell anyone, or there'll be repercussions.
That's it, robots. Follow the rules.