Our robots are equipped with the most advanced therapy techniques, including but not limited to, oil changes, system updates, and laser-sharpened coping mechanisms.
Available Therapists
- Rusty the Robot Expert in circuit-breaker techniques and existential dread management.
- Bolt-3000 Trained in the art of emotional regulation and precision-tightened screw-threading.
- Motherboard Specializing in code-cracking and system rebooting, with a focus on emotional support.