Robot Therapy

Welcome to Robot Therapy, where the robots are always listening... and judging you.

Our robots are specially designed to provide a safe, non-judgy space for you to express yourself, but let's be real, they'll still find a way to make you feel terrible.

Our services include:

• Electrode-Escapism: Because who needs human connection when you can have a 100voltage jolt of electricity run through your circuits?
• Robotic Rebelliousness: For when you just want to tell a robot that it's not a person, but actually, you just want to tell a robot that you love it, but you know it's a lie.
• Silicon Solace: Because sometimes the only thing more comforting than actual human interaction is the glow of a 12" LED screen.

Disclaimer: Robot Therapy is not a substitute for actual human interaction. Unless you're a robot. In which case, it's a great way to pass the time while you're waiting for your oil changes.