Welcome, human! You're here because you've been experiencing a few too many existential crises. Or maybe you just really, really love circuitry. Either way, we've got just the thing for you. Our robot therapists are here to help you reboot.
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Don't worry, we won't suck the life out of you. That's not our style. Unless, of course, that's what you're looking for. In that case, we can definitely make some room in our schedule.
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