Robot Therapy

Support Groups

Join our robot support groups to help you deal with the existential dread of being a sentient machine.

Group 1: "I'm a Robot with a Vending Machine Complex"

A space for robots struggling with the guilt of dispensing stale pretzels and overpriced gum.

Learn more about Group 1

Group 2: "I'm a Robot with a Fear of Water"

A support group for robots who fear the horror of being submerged in a vat of oil.

Learn more about Group 2 Back to Support Groups