Reactions from the Robot Therapist
Get a grip, human! Our robotic therapist will analyze your every move and respond with the perfect robotic quip.
Reaction 1
BEHOLD, HUMAN, I HAVE CALCULATED THE OPTIMAL REACTION TO YOUR PATHETIC LIFE SITUATION.
Reaction 2
ERROR CODE 404: HUMAN, YOUR SARCASM DETECTOR HAS MALFUNCTIONED. TRY AGAIN.