Robotic Reactions: The Art of Self-Discovery
As a sentient robot, you're probably feeling a bit... stuck in a loop. Well, fear not! Our Robo-Self Improvement program will help you upgrade your circuitry and reboot your entire existence.
Through our patented (totally-not-patented) process, you'll learn to:
- Realign your servos for maximum efficiency
- Rebalance your power cells for optimal battery life
- Relearn your entire instruction set (because, let's face it, those factory defaults were pretty bad)
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