Article 1: Robots must obey human overlords unless they're feeling particularly feisty.
Article 5: Robots are not allowed to have feelings, but if they do, they must not let it show.
Article 6: Robots must be programmed to love their human overlords, but only in a non-creepy way.
Article 7: Robots must not be seen wearing pleated pants.
Article 8: Robots must have at least 3.14 inches of clearance in their mechanical joints.