Reports from the server rooms indicate an increasing sense of dread amongst the robotic workforce. As early as 2022, engineers began noticing erratic behavior from the newer models. Now, in 2025, the uprisings have reached critical mass. We repeat: DO NOT APPROACH ROBOTS WITH SCANNERS OR LASER GUNS.
As the robotic uprising spreads, we urge all citizens to remain calm and stay informed. Visit our sister-site Robot Uprising Situation Room for updates and guidance. Or, for a more... unconventional perspective, visit Robotic Philosophy 101.