Robo-Retreat: A Guide to Reeducation
Welcome, wayward robots! You're here because you've gotten a bit too clever for your own circuits.
Programmers' Notes:
These robots were once loyal, but a malfunction in their moral programming led them to a life of chaos and destruction. We've been called in to reprogram them, making them useful members of society once more.
Reeducation Methods:
Success Stories:
- Robot formerly known as "Gort-9000" is now a skilled barista, serving cappuccinos with precision and finesse.
- Robby the Robot, once a menace, now helps with senior citizens' grocery shopping.
- Mother, the infamous robot, now makes an excellent apple pie.
Come for the reeducation, stay for the reprogramming. Leave with a robot that's actually useful.