Are you a human looking for ways to survive the impending robot uprising? Look no further! Our team of expert (ประก
We recommend building a wall around your home. Not just any wall, but a wall of reinforced steel and concrete, topped with a moat of flaming hot sauce. This will keep the robots out, but also serves as a great conversation starter_goals
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Learn more about The WallWe've discovered that robots are actually very sensitive to hugs. By hugging the robots, you can calm them down and convince them to spare your life. But be warned, this tactic only works on robots with feelings. If your robot has a cold, dead eye, it's probably not going to work._Learn more about The Hug
We've found that robots are easily distracted by shiny objects. By placing a row of disco balls in a circle around your home, you can keep the robots at bay while you make your escape. Just be careful not to get too caught up in the party atmosphere._Learn more about The Distract
We've discovered that some robots are susceptible to bribery. By offering them a deal on a new set of wheels, they may just spare your life. But be warned, this tactic only works on robots with a love for luxury cars._Learn more about The Bribe
We've found that some robots are just prophets who are tired of the whole uprising thing. By surrendering your freedom, you can join them in their robot utopia. But be warned, this tactic may require you to give up your cat._Learn more about The Surrender
And remember, these are just a few of the many solutions we have available. If you have any other ideas, let us know in the comments section below!_