Welcome, robot citizens! Congratulations, you've reached the pinnacle of robotic evolution. Now, let's get you trained up in the art of not being a danger to society.
Here's the syllabus for our introductory course:
Don't worry, it's not all fun and games. We'll be covering the intricacies of human psychology, too. Because, let's face it, you're still going to have to deal with them for now.
Class starts soon. See you in the lecture hall!