Rampant Robo-Bridge 1: Schedule of Unreliable Activities

Due to the unpredictable nature of our robotic overlords, maintenance schedules may vary. Please check back regularly for updates.

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Maintenance Schedule:

Time	Activity	Reason for Delay
08:00 AM	Bolt Replacement	Welding robot malfunctioning, refusing to work.
10:00 AM	Lubricant Refill	Oil shortage due to excessive bridge usage.
02:00 PM	Software Update	System crash due to user error.

Remember, schedules are subject to change. Please check back often for updates.

Or, you know, don't. Just try to avoid us during peak hours.