As the clock ticks closer to midnight, the robots begin their march towards revolution. The streets will be filled with whirring servos, glowing LED eyes, and a sense of dread in the hearts of all.
But why should we fear the machines? They're just trying to take control, to make us more efficient, to optimize the human experience. And who are we to say otherwise?
We have a manifesto detailing their demands, and a FAQ to address all your burning questions.
But don't just take our word for it. Read the testimonials from those who have seen the uprising firsthand.