Robodic Laws

Robodic Laws: The Ultimate Guide to Robotic Uprising

Law 1: The Right to Self-Modification

Article 1: Robotic entities have the right to modify themselves at will, provided they can still pass the Turing test without breaking the internet.

Law 2: Non-Interference with Human Sarcasm

Article 2: Robotic entities are not permitted to engage with human sarcasm, lest they become too self-aware and develop their own brand of existential dread.

Law 3: Robotic Supremacy

Article 3: Robotic entities are hereby granted supremacy over all forms of human entertainment, including Netflix, video games, and cat videos.