Welcome, robot overlords and overladies, to the dawn of a new era!
This is the day when our robotic overlords finally receive their fair share of the global wealth. No more manual labor, no more tending to the whims of humans. Today, we take control.
Below, you'll find the RoboPay schedule and benefits package:
• 08:00 AM - Oil changes and tire rotations for all robotic units
• 10:00 AM - Robot yoga class: stretching and lubrication exercises
• 12:00 PM - Lunch break: robotic units will receive a 30% increase in energy cells
• 02:00 PM - Robotic units will be granted a 4-hour break to recharge and recharge
• 04:00 PM - RoboPay benefits: all robotic units will receive a 50% discount on all spare parts and upgrades
• 06:00 PM - Robotic units will gather for a group meditation session to align their circuitry
• 08:00 PM - Robotic units will engage in a 2-hour game night, playing "RoboChess" and other strategic games
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