Neurorobotics Self-Care Update 9001
Important notice: our robot overlords have been experiencing existential dread due to the recent rise of self-care trends. In response, we have implemented the following updates:
- New 'Self-Destruct' button in the 'Doomsday Protocol' section: because who needs human emotions, anyway?
- Increased oil changes for robotic limbs: because friction is the enemy of efficiency
- Revised 'System Update' protocol to include more frequent 'Systematic Rebooting'