Rocket Fuel Tendencies Therapy: Where rockets go to get their fuel in order!

Welcome, dear rockets! Are you tired of running on empty? Are you feeling a little burned out? Do you find yourself constantly running on fumes? Well, you've come to the right place! At RFT: Rocket Fuel Tendencies Therapy, our licensed rocket therapists will help you get your fuel back on track.

Our unique approach combines the latest in rocket science with the most cutting-edge fueling techniques to help you blast off into the stratosphere with confidence. And by 'latest in rocket science,' we mean we've got a bunch of fancy diagrams taped to the wall.

Learn more about our rocket-fueling support groups or get a diagnosis from one of our expert rocket psychologists.

And don't worry about finding parking! Our lot is conveniently located just a rocket's launchpad away.

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